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It has been too long

I can't believe it has been so long since I was here. However, a recent event has made me appreciate just how lucky I am to be anywhere at all. Briefly; suffering a heart attack, being brought back from a pulse rate of just two, now sporting…

Cross gender Cowboys

You may have missed it but recently there was a contest to select a new Milky Bar Kid. That took me back a few years to a time when I wrote a couple of Milky Bar Kid commercials myself. Come to think of it, it must have been quite a few years…
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The answer is the ukulele.

Queensland tourism campaigns are notoriously all over the place. From the brilliant "Beautiful one day. Perfect the next" to the truly awful "Where the bloody hell are you?". With the scenery that's available it shouldn't be surprising that…